I will start with some recent ones since they are more fresh in my mind.
J: "Mom, when do I get to stay home with you during the week?"
Me: "The 17th because I took the day off to take you to the Dr."
J: "For what?? I'm not getting any kindergarten shots!"
Me: "You have to if you want to go to school next year."
J: "Well then I ain't going to school."
Me: "You have to go to school, Jayme."
J: "Well if I'm getting a shot then your getting me Andy's and we are going to Incredible Pizza!!"
I swear this kid is a better con-artist at 5 then I have ever been.
T: "Friday is Rockstar day at school, Mom, so I need a perfect outfit."
Me: "Well what do you want to wear?"
T: "I want it to be princess day, then I can just wear a dress since I'm already a princess."
J: "I'm gonna name my panda bear Elizabeth that way even when you are at work I will still have something that has your name with me, so I don't forget you." --Made my hear melt.
T: "Mom, why does your shirt have Missouri State and a Bear on it?"
Me: "That's where I went to college, are you going to go to college?"
T: "Only if I can go to college in Springfield so that I can come visit you everyday!"
Me: "Jayme what are you doing?"
J:" I'm fixing my wedgie, why do you want one?"
T: " I have a giant headache and her name is Liz"
T: "Mom do you have a job yet, because you could like take me swimming because I need to get a tan"
J: "How do you think Squeak got to heaven?"
T: "They probably just tied lots of balloons on to him and floated him up to God."
These are just some of the one's that I can remember making me smile. I hope you enjoy them. I will have lots more to come as the year passes but thought for now I would just share a few with you.
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